My husband Matthew decided a good way to make me laugh and be impressed by his awesome, manly, macho strength would be to rip a phone book in half. And he did it! And I laughed my ass off!
Hehe! Do people still use phone books in the age of the internet?? We have never opened the ones we get dumped on our front step, maybe I will get J to see if he can rip ours in half too! LOL
HAHA Aurielis! I think posting your "Tele-book Rippin! Post your man's victory!" is a fabulous idea! Let's do it! My husband says I can't tell the "secret" to anyone because it would be stealing his power away on how to look it up on the internet and find out, oops I mean, how to rip a phone book in half!!!
'We could say, "I did it for him," "I did it for her." If we held each other close there was justification. There was love. Oh, let me knot my thread of life in grace and beauty; let me not be entangled by accident, desperation, hopelessness.' - From Ahab's Wife, or the Star-gazer
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Go Matthew, Go Matthew!
New Vox sport: "Tele-book Rippin! Post your man's victory!" lmao